♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINDING EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- HEY, LOOK, MARCY.
SOMEONE'S MOVING INTO THE OLD MAXFIELD HOUSE.
- MUST BE SOMEONE WITH A LOT OF MONEY.
THAT'S THE BIGGEST HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
- HI. MY NAME'S IGGY NUTMEG,
AND THIS IS MY FRIEND MARCY.
- GEE, HE'S LOVELY.
- [RRMMEOWWW]
- BUT HE'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY.
- POINDEXTER DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FRIENDLY.
HE'S A CHAMPION.
I'M GOING TO ENTER HIM
IN THE WESTMINSTER CAT SHOW.
- I'VE GOT A CHAMPION CAT, TOO.
HE'S WON ALL SORTS OF RIBBONS.
- I'M SURE.
- YOU DO?
- YEAH, SURE I DO.
IN FACT, I'M GOING TO ENTER HIM
IN THE WESTMINSTER CAT SHOW, TOO.
- I WOULDN'T BOTHER, IF I WERE YOU.
POINDEXTER IS CERTAIN TO WALK OFF WITH FIRST PRIZE.
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, MY CAT IS PRETTY HOT STUFF HIMSELF.
- SUIT YOURSELVES.
- WHO IS THIS CAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
- YOU KNOW, HEATHCLIFF.
- HEATHCLIFF?!
- HEATHCLIFF!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- [SNORES]
- RISE AND SHINE, SPIKE.
- YEOW!
AAH!
- [HUMMING]
- AAH!
[CRASH]
HUH? WHO GOES THERE?
I'LL MURTLIZE HIM.
- HEY, UH, LOOKIN' FOR ME, SPIKE?
IN PERSON.
[KISS]
- AAH!
[BOTTLES JIGGLE]
- MMM. MILK.
[JIGGLING]
YOO-HOO.
- YEOW!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[GLASS SHATTERS]
WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.
[GLUG GLUG GLUG]
- GET HIM!
- UH, SORRY, GUYS, BUT I HAVE A DATE.
OH, SO YOU STILL WANNA PLAY.
FORGOT TO SAY "MAY I?" YOU LOSE.
- HIYA, SONJA.
- HI, SONJA.
- HI, BOYS.
- I HAVE TO DELIVER THIS MILK.
ULP.
- HEATHCLIFF!
- YEOW!
AHH. OOH. AHH. OOH.
- OH, THERE YOU ARE, HEATHCLIFF.
[KISSES]
- [BURP]
- LISTEN, THERE'S THIS NEW CAT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
AND I'M GONNA ENTER YOU AGAINST HIM IN THE CAT SHOW.
I'M TELLIN' YOU,
THIS CAT IS GONNA RUIN YOUR REPUTATION IF YOU DON'T WIN.
AW, COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
- OH, MY BEAUTY.
ONE GLANCE AT YOU,
AND MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT.
- WELL, WELL, HEATHCLIFF. THERE'S THAT NEW CAT NOW.
- HEY, WHAT'S THAT GONNA PROVE, HEATHCLIFF?
THAT YOU'RE TOUGHER?
- YEAH.
- WHAT WE HAVE TO PROVE IS THAT YOU'RE BETTER.
AND THAT'S WHY I'M ENTERING YOU IN THE WESTMINSTER CAT SHOW.
COME ON, NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE SHOW.
- HO HO HO HO HO HO.
HOW RIDICULOUS.
HO HO HO. CAN YOU IMAGINE? SOAP AND WATER.
HO HO HO HO HO HO.
- WELL, I GUESS IT'S THE BEST WE CAN DO.
- HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT.
HEATHCLIFF SMELLS LIKE A SISSY.
HA HA HA HA HA.
- UH-OH. HEATHCLIFF, NO.
- [GRRR]
- YO!
- OH, MY GOSH!
- I HOPE THEY HAVE A CATEGORY FOR SLOBS.
- WELCOME TO THE WESTMINSTER CAT SHOW.
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR CAT IS PROPERLY ENTERED
AND IN HIS RIGHT BOOTH.
GOOD LUCK, AND THE GRAND PRIZE
IS A LOVE BOAT CRUISE FOR TWO.
- BOY, THERE SURE ARE SOME GOOD-LOOKING CATS AROUND HERE.
- YEAH. DID YOU SEE THAT REALLY WELL-GROOMED CAT IN 31?
- YEAH. HE COULD BE A REAL THREAT.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
MARMALADE CAT, EH?
I'LL FIX THAT. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
UH, PSST. HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'.
- HI.
- COME CLOSER.
I'VE, UH, SOMETHIN' FOR YA.
- FOR ME?
- WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT GREAT-LOOKING PERSIAN IN NUMBER 12?
- ONE PERSIAN COMING UP.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[MOTOR RUNS]
- YEOW!
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
- UH-OH. HERE COME THE SNOBS.
GOSH, THAT POINDEXTER LOOKS GREAT.
HEATHCLIFF...
I'M AFRAID IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR US.
- HEY, UH, SPIKE.
COME HERE AND TAKE YOUR LICKIN' LIKE A MAN,
YOU DOG.
- NOTHIN' DOIN'.
NO, SIREE.
- COME ON BACK HERE, YOU LILY-LIVERED COWARD.
COME ON, FIGHT.
[BAWKS LIKE A CHICKEN]
- NO, I MUSTN'T.
- YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
TO CALL YOURSELF A DOG, YOU DOG.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE?
- OW!
[GRRR]
- MUCH BETTER. NOW LET'S FIGHT.
- NO.
I WILL NOT FIGHT.
- NOT EVEN NOW?
- [GRRR]
[GRRR]
AAH!
- ALL RIGHT!
- AND FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE WESTMINSTER CAT SHOW--
[SPIKE GROWLING]
- POINDEXTER, COME BACK!
- HEY, WHERE WERE YA?
THE JUDGES CAME BY.
- NEVER MIND. IT MIGHT NOT BE TOO LATE.
- DID YOU GET A LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS CAT?
- YEAH. HE'S SURE TO WIN.
- YOU SURE BLEW IT THIS TIME, HEATHCLIFF.
- HMM. AHH.
[HORN BLOWS]
[KISS]
- HEY, MUNGO.
- UNH.
- GEE, MUNGO, YOU GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL THAN THAT.
YOU COULDA BEEN SERIOUSLY HURT.
- WHEN YOU HIT YOUR HEAD, IT SOUNDED LIKE LEAD.
- HA HA HEH HEH HO HO HA.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HECKY, IS THAT A GROWTH ON YOUR NECK,
OR IS IT YOUR HEAD? HA HA HEH HEH HO HO.
- YEOW!
- HEY, WORDSWORTH, I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT.
- HELP ME OUT?
- SURE. JUST TELL ME WHICH WAY YOU CAME IN.
HA HA HEH HEH HO HO HA.
- HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
- WHAT'S GOIN' ON? YOU SHOULD SEE MUNGO.
- YEAH, HE'S, LIKE, CHANGED.
HE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE TRUNK OF A CAR, AND HE'S, LIKE, DIFFERENT.
- DIFFERENT? HOW CAN HE BE DIFFERENT?
- HA HA HEH HEH HO HO HA.
HA HA HEH HEH HO HO HA.
- SEE WHAT WE MEAN?
OK, RIFF RAFF.
HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK MUNGO WILL FEEL LIKE THIS?
- I DON'T KNOW, HECTOR,
BUT IT BETTER NOT BE TOO MUCH LONGER.
- SAY, FELLAS, DO YOU KNOW WHY A CAT SCRATCHES HIMSELF?
'CAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHERE IT ITCHES.
HA HA HEH HEH HO HO HA.
HEH HEH HA HA HO HO HO.
- HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
- HA HA HEH HEH HO HO HA.
HA HA HEH HEH HO HO HA.
- THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER SEEN.
BOY, MUNGO'S TERRIFIC.
WHEN DID HE LEARN TO BE FUNNY?
HE'S GREAT.
- YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
- ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
WHY, HE'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE GUY
THEY HAD AT LAST YEAR'S JUNKYARD DOG CONVENTION.
- GOSH.
- HA HA HA. YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
THAT'S FUNNY STUFF.
GEE, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS YEAR'S CONVENTION ON SATURDAY.
BUT I HEAR THEY CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO ENTERTAIN.
IT JUST WON'T BE THE SAME.
- SAY, LEROY, MAYBE WE CAN HELP YA OUT HERE.
- YOU DON'T MEAN--
- WHAT?
- NO WAY.
- ARE YOU KIDDIN', LEROY BABY?
YOU THINK I'D LET DOWN A PAL?
I LOVE YA. I'LL BE THERE TO ENTERTAIN FOR YA.
I'LL KNOCK 'EM DEAD. HA HA HA HA.
- GREAT. ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GO SEE MAX.
HE'S THE HEAD OF THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE.
- LET'S GET GOIN', SWEETHEART.
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT PERSONAL FRIENDS OF MINE.
I LOVE YA. I LOVE YA.
COME ON, WE'LL DO LUNCH.
- [CATS MEOWING]
- UNH.
[CRASH]
- [GRRRR]
- HOW YA DOIN'?
- WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? I'M GONNA MURTLIZE YOU.
- EXCUSE ME, MAX.
- I'LL BE WITH YA IN A MINUTE, LEROY.
SOON AS I PULVERIZE THIS WISE GUY.
- SAY, I SEEN BETTER HEADS THAN YOURS ON A GLASS OF ROOT BEER.
- HEY, MAX, THE CAT'S WITH ME.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE CAT'S WITH YOU?
YOU TURNIN' INTO A CAT LOVER OR SOMETHIN'?
- NO, MAX, I AIN'T NO CAT LOVER.
I JUST BROUGHT HIM OVER SO YOU COULD HIRE HIM
FOR THE JUNKYARD DOG CONVENTION. HE'S FUNNY.
- FUNNY, HUH? OK, FATBOY. MAKE ME LAUGH.
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? I CAN'T SEE.
- IT'S...SHOW TIME.
- [GRRR]
HUH?
- TA-DA.
- HA HA HA. YOU WERE RIGHT, LEROY.
HE IS GOOD.
AND YOU BETTER BE GOOD SATURDAY NIGHT.
- HEY, NO PROBLEM.
HE'LL BE FANTASTIC,
BUT FIRST, WE GOTTA DISCUSS HIS FEE.
- [GRRR]
YOUR FEE IS THAT I DON'T PULVERIZE
YOUR FUNNY FRIEND OVER THERE INTO THE GROUND
AND YOU OTHER CATS WITH HIM.
- THAT SOUNDS FAIR.
- [GRRR]
- GOSH, RIFF RAFF, THAT GUY MEANS BUSINESS.
WHAT IF MUNGO ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE ON SATURDAY?
- RELAX, HECTOR. MUNGO WILL BE FINE.
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
- YEAH, MAN.
LIKE A BANK FULL OF MONEY, MUNGO IS FUNNY.
- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
MUNGO WILL DO FINE.
I GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
RIGHT, MUNGO?
- UNH.
- I SAID, RIGHT, MUNGO?
MUNGO.
- UH-OH.
- MUNGO! MUNGO! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.
WHEW. FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT WE WERE IN TROUBLE.
- UH, WHERE ARE WE?
- UH, YOU REMEMBER, MUNGO.
WE WENT DOWN TO SEE THE DOGS, AND--
- THE DOGS?!
WHERE ARE THEY?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY COME BACK.
- HA HA HA. THAT'S THE FUNNIEST ONE YET, MUNGO.
- I GOT A BAD FEELING HE ISN'T JOKING THIS TIME.
- UH-OH. THOSE DOGS WILL TURN US INTO PUTTY
IF MUNGO'S NOT FUNNY.
- COME ON, MUNGO, YOU'VE GOTTA REMEMBER.
CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANY JOKES AT ALL?
- UH, YEAH, I KNOW A JOKE.
THESE 2, UH, DOGS
WAS WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET.
ONE DOG TURNS TO THE OTHER,
UH...
- NO, NO, MUNGO.
NEVER MIND.
- MAYBE WORDSWORTH AND ME CAN MAKE HIM REMEMBER.
- HEY, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.
THEY SHOULD BE ON TV.
- IT'S NO USE. WE'RE DOOMED.
- OK, PUSSYCATS, IT'S SHOW TIME.
AND YOU BETTER BE GOOD, CAT,
'CAUSE MY FELLOW JUNKYARD DOGS
GOT NO RESPECT FOR AN UNFUNNY COMEDY CAT.
- DOGS?
JUNKYARD DOGS?
RIFF RAFF!
- DON'T WORRY, MUNGO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YA.
- [MURMURING]
- WE WANT THE SHOW!
WE WANT THE SHOW!
WE WANT THE SHOW...
- YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, MUNGO.
YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE.
- BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE FUNNY.
THEY'LL HATE ME.
- DON'T WORRY, MUNGO.
RIFF RAFF WILL THINK OF SOMETHING.
- DON'T DESPAIR.
GO OUT THERE AND RAISE SOME HAIR.
RIFF RAFF WILL GET YOU OUT OF THE SNARE.
- YEAH, MUNGO.
DON'T WORRY. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
JUST STALL 'EM FOR AWHILE.
- ...WANT THE SHOW!
- UH, THESE 2 DOGS
WERE WALKIN' DOWN, UH, THE STREET
WHEN ONE DOG SAYS, "HOW ARE YOU D-D-D-D-DOIN'?"
- [AROOO]
- [WHISTLES]
[BOOING]
- HERE. TAKE THESE.
DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE.
[BOOING CONTINUES]
- HE STINKS.
LET'S GET HIM.
- I'M NOT GOIN' BACK OUT THERE, RIFF RAFF.
THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME.
[SOBS] I TOLD YOU THEY WOULDN'T LIKE ME.
- MUNGO STINKS.
NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SMART GUY?
- IT'S NOT WHAT I'M GONNA DO. IT'S WHAT YOU'REGONNA DO.
- YEOW!
- BREAK A LEG, GUYS.
[BOOING CONTINUES]
- GET THESE GUYS OUTTA HERE.
- THESE CATS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW.
- GULP.
- [SNORES]
HEY, WHAT AM I DOIN' HERE? THERE'S A SHOW TO DO.
[BOOING]
TEE HEE HEE HEE. HA HA HA HA HA.
- THAT'S MY BOY.
- [CHEERING]
- NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
- DOGS?
WHAT AM I DOIN' HERE?
- OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
- UH, 2 DOGS WERE WALKING DOWN THE, UH, UH, UH, STREET.
- UH-OH. GOTTA THINK FAST.
HEH HEH HEH.
I GOTTA BORROW THESE FOR A SECOND.
- [GRUMBLING]
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
- WHY, YOU.
- HA HA HA.
- COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- WE WERE DYIN' TILL THE PIES STARTED FLYIN'.
- ALWAYS LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING.
BUT LEAVE 'EM.
- THIS IS A CAT CARRIER.
WHENEVER THE NUTMEGS TAKE ME TRAVELING BY CAR,
THEY TRY TO PUT ME IN THIS CARRIER.
THEY MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF VENTILATION.
THEY EVEN MAKE SURE I CAN STAND COMFORTABLY IN THIS THING.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA BE COOPED UP.
WHAT THE--
- LOOK AT THIS.
HEATHCLIFF IS ALL SET FOR THE TRIP.
HE'S EVEN IN HIS CAT CARRIER.
I WONDER HOW HE GOT IN THERE.
- MEOW!
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU